Saddam Hussein based his own prisons on this place. 8th-degree murderers and assault-by-pointers share stories of first loves, favorite pets, and funny jokes with loiterers and public urinators.
Tony Bubblegum is one man I met. He slaughtered his whole family at the age of 5, assassinated two world leaders on another planet, and eats men. Did you know he's an avid wine collector, scrapbooker, and cookie jar aficionado? No, because the "government" in Sorry County would rather you think this human being deserves to be treated like a crusty brownie left in the tray and thrown out.
24 hour a day check-in. Very secure accommodations with a barbwire fence around the premises, you won't have to worry about anyone breaking into your room. Security on duty at all times. The building is built so sturdy it has to hurricane proof, but maybe not cocaine proof. They give you a nice souvenir photo when you first check in and post it on their website in case your family thinks your missing, they'll discover you are safe and sound. They launder your clothing at no extra charge. Be careful of the phone system, as collect calls to your friends may cost them a bundle. Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. Finally No Wi-Fi!
I was denied a phone call. I was denied the right to drive here in my own car. I was denied the right to leave the country on vacation before my incarceration. I was denied the right to go home when I felt like it. Richard Ramirez was my bunk mate, and he smelled. Ed Gein and Albert Fish were my Yu-Gi-Oh opponents. Squeaky Fromme was my rival in the book club. The whole prison runs on an economy in which saliva is the main currency.
Accidentally booked a 3 week stay at this hotel. This hotel had a very nice taxi pick up service which picked me up on south ocean blvd! After the taxi ride I checked in and was stripped of all my clothing and items which made me feel uncomfortable, especially when I had to open my butthole for a bedbug check. After my check-in I was given a fabulous, lavish, yet stylish orange robe. I was guided into my room which was small but cozy. The only complaint about that was my roommate Robby who liked hardcore anal. Nice showers, fresh food, wonderful stay over all but once again my booty hole hurt bad...
I went into J. Reuben Long a broken man. But here I met kings and vagabonds, butchers and priests, homeowners and gnome donors. Together, we are someone. At J. Reuben we had names. We had stories. We were counted but we were not numbers.
It's typical county jail. Sometimes people escape. Usually not murderers but sometimes.
My visit to J Reuben Long Detention Center was an extraordinary experience. The staff was professional and courteous. The facility was immaculately clean and well maintained. The appreciated the appointment system and the leading edge technology.
J Reuben Long Detention Center is a US Courthouse based in Conway, South Carolina. J Reuben Long Detention Center is located at 4150 J Reuben Long Ave, Conway, SC 29526, USA.
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